Yuck

I have just experienced the most disgusting bug ever. Worse than New York summer cockroaches. Worse than the long red roaches of Rio.

It was some sort of long, blackish, wall-climbing monster, that was at least 3 or 4 inches long and made three girls scream their lungs out. Thank God for Eunice and April, or I'd be on the subway looking for somewhere else to sleep tonight.

I shouldn't let these things get to me; there are far worse things happening in the world.